Sauce
In my family, we'd always have fish & chips on a Friday. My dad, to this day, fills his plate up, and then says 'oh no, I've got no room for my sauce? What shall I do? OH I KNOW, I'll use a SAUCER!' and cracks up.

Every time.

Also, for Christmas and birthdays, my nana would always include hankies & things from Avon (mail-order booklet that sells such treasures as hand cream and talcum powder) in whatever gifts she gave. After she passed away, my auntie found a stash of them in her belongings, and the next Christmas we all got a lucky dip of an Avon product, as well as a hanky embroidered with our initials. It was quite cute actually :)

We also always wear our stupid cracker hats until they fall off or tear on Christmas day, and my long-haired Jesus-resembling cousin has to cut the meat, just because it's funny :D
(kadee may or may not be a nymphomaniac, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 5:19, 3 replies)

Jesus
Didn't have long hair. No matter what Renaissance artists and holy pieces of toast want you to believe.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 10:54, closed)

Like Jesus
was a real man!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:11, closed)

A real man
Would have long hair.
(The If has remembered this site., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:25, closed)