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Freddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."

What codes and rituals does your family have?

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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My dad.
Forever in the morning sings this little ditty:-

"GOOD MORNING! GOOD MORNING! I WISH YOU ALL GOOD MORNING! OH IT'S NICE TO BE UP AND ABOUT, COME ON, COME ON, GET UP AND SHOUT!"*

Every day. 20 years.

Also, my sister can't fart in front of anybody, apart from me. I'm certain she saves them up especially.

(First time post, long time lurker!)




*repeat ad nauseum.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:12, 2 replies)
Yeah, that's what she tells me, too
*shakes head sorrowfully*
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:37, closed)
*parp*
Seriously, its awful! High trumpers, low-riders, ass-clouds of doom.. :(
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:48, closed)

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