Family codes and rituals
Freddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."
What codes and rituals does your family have?
( , Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
Freddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."
What codes and rituals does your family have?
( , Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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My dad.
Forever in the morning sings this little ditty:-
"GOOD MORNING! GOOD MORNING! I WISH YOU ALL GOOD MORNING! OH IT'S NICE TO BE UP AND ABOUT, COME ON, COME ON, GET UP AND SHOUT!"*
Every day. 20 years.
Also, my sister can't fart in front of anybody, apart from me. I'm certain she saves them up especially.
(First time post, long time lurker!)
*repeat ad nauseum.
( , Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:12, 2 replies)
Forever in the morning sings this little ditty:-
"GOOD MORNING! GOOD MORNING! I WISH YOU ALL GOOD MORNING! OH IT'S NICE TO BE UP AND ABOUT, COME ON, COME ON, GET UP AND SHOUT!"*
Every day. 20 years.
Also, my sister can't fart in front of anybody, apart from me. I'm certain she saves them up especially.
(First time post, long time lurker!)
*repeat ad nauseum.
( , Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:12, 2 replies)
*parp*
Seriously, its awful! High trumpers, low-riders, ass-clouds of doom.. :(
( , Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:48, closed)
Seriously, its awful! High trumpers, low-riders, ass-clouds of doom.. :(
( , Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:48, closed)
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