Family codes and ritualsFreddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."
What codes and rituals does your family have?
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chthonic, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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birthdaysevery time without fail, whenever its someones birthday my dad will insist on doing the following joke
"hey rocknroll_pirates dad, could you hand me the (random object) please?"
"what do you think it is YOUR BIRTHDAY!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
every year without fail
you would think I would learn from my mistakes and not ask him for anything but i cant bring myself to deny him pretty much the only thing that makes him laugh hard enough to lose his eyeballs
simple minds simple pleasures i suppose
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:56, 3 replies)
Your.It's "your birthday".
And "you".
"It's".
"Doing".
"I".
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:42, closed)
Too right.Yeah, check it out, it's the only time he uses an apostrophe in the whole thing, and he uses it incorrectly! Pfft.
/grammar nazi
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 2:04, closed)
thank's guy'sif it wa'snt for you's two id be u'sing apo'strophie's in a complety 'silly way
god i can be 'stupid when im 'sleep deprived
thank's
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 2:37, closed)
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