Family codes and ritualsFreddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."
What codes and rituals does your family have?
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chthonic, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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Yes indeed.............A heartwarming story about a loving family man, a cute and friendly feline companion, and the nightly acts of cruelty that occur between them.
Marvel at the cat stood in the rain mewling uncomprehendingly at the door of its warm, safe and comfortable home, from which it has been inexplicably barred. Grin as feline influenza takes hold and chortle at the massive flesh wounds (caused by a ravenous fox), oozing caked blood on a freezing and bitter Feburary morning.
Should be a best seller.
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Foxes don't eat catsand she's been vaccinated against feline influenza.
When she goes outside, she either goes hunting for squeaky things or goes to her shed for a snooze, where there is a very comfortable furry kitty igloo for her.
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Peapod Has returned to the fold on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:21,
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bugger it...........I did put a bit on the end of my post illustrating it was just me joking, but it got lopped off and now it looks like I was being all serious.
Apologies, didn't mean to sound like I was accusing you of mogus cruelty!
ps: Foxes will quite happily kill and eat cats - I've watched one do it in the car park opposite my lounge. Annoying, cos I had a fiver on the cat too.
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Really?Oh no! Time to bring back hunting with hounds - for the protection of Moguses everywhere!
I'm glad you were joking, I wasn't sure if you were or not, I'm not very good at that sort of thing.
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Peapod Has returned to the fold on, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:45,
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