Family codes and ritualsFreddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."
What codes and rituals does your family have?
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chthonic, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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My birdOne of the reasons that she moved out is that she likes grill steaks, potato waffles, fish fingers and other stuff like that whereas I like my food cooked from fresh. Should I make an effort to appreciate reconstituted shit and chemicals authentically shaped like something edible (except waffles) in a bid to win her back?
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:38,
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Your birdNaturally you should train yourself to choke down gristle with a smile if it will make a young lady happy. This is excellent preparation for later life, when sharing a bed with somebody while silently seething or enduring exposure to reality television is the key to domestic bliss. The only drawback is when they smell slightly of grease in hot climates.
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