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Freddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."

What codes and rituals does your family have?

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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Every time I drive the M6 and am passing the Warrington exit, I see the sign saying "Lymm".
Without fail... even when I am in the car on my own... I say "That's where they have the small arms factory"
Heh... still makes me giggle..

Sad and pathetic, I know.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:30, 6 replies)
HoHoHo
I always say the same thing when I am driving past the the city of Thal in Austria.

Ahh. Good times in the 60s and 70s.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:32, closed)
Eh?
Do they make replacement upper limbs for children and midgets?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:23, closed)
given that this *is* b3ta...
I'm going to assume it's a poor taste joke, probably about thalidomide.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 20:50, closed)
whenever i drive past the sign for Parbold

on the M6 i always say, to whoever i'm travelling with, "mmm, potatoes!"

as in par-boiled...
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 22:30, closed)
oh god
save me

*click*
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 5:15, closed)
There's a sign on the M6 (or M42, or M40)
that we pass when travelling south to my girlfriend's family.

"Gaydon"

My name is Dan.

"Ha ha! Gay-Dan! That's where you live"

Every time.
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:38, closed)

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