Family codes and ritualsFreddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."
What codes and rituals does your family have?
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chthonic, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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NahIf we were being competitive, we'd be boasting about exam results. I deliberately didn't mention any of their less attractive traits ... like, don't ever expect to get your hands on the remote control ... or the laptop .. or the phone.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:17, 1 reply)
Precisely!And I didn't mention the competitive farting.
Or the arms-race of swear words....how many can you get away with without your mother threatening to send you to bed or, worse still, tell your teacher.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:30,
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I'm so gladI'm not the only mum who threatens her kids with "I'll tell your teacher". Particularly my youngest, who has the negotiating skills of an old-time union leader, with all the subtlety of Saddam Hussein!
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