Family codes and ritualsFreddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."
What codes and rituals does your family have?
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chthonic, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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lethal legacyMyself and my brother, my father , my grandfather , his father and his .... well you get the idea are all experts in the ancient and deadly art of dimac. Experts in this are able to disfigure and dismember oponents with a single fingertip. Of course not many people admit to being dimac experts as we like to keep the now legendary low profile.
I can still remember going to my first lesson in this old tradition. I was to be taught by a Professor Slocombe who had interestingly taught it to my father, my grandfather , his father and his .... well you get the idea.
I got the bus with my brother to mafeking ave near te Flying Swan public house. Getting off the bus their was some sort of comotion , apparently a lady in a straw had said something and a riot had eventuated.
Eventually we got to the house in question and our lessons began.
Its funny why we have all become dimac masters as we are a well established family of cobblers. I guess it must be a tradition , or an old charter or something.
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 6:23, 3 replies)
Do you live in Brentford, perchance?Robert Rankin rocks :)
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indeedBravo!
but what of Neville the Part-Time Barman?
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SadI haven't heard that for many years, my ex from when Iwas at 6th form used to say it for EVERYTHING. :( good times, I miss him.
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 21:52, closed)
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