Family codes and ritualsFreddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."
What codes and rituals does your family have?
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chthonic, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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It cracks me up when people say"My current grilfriend".
It sounds as though you are planning to upgrade her in the near future like a car or a mobile phone.
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I am. Got anything good to trade? Pokemon?
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:42,
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Mine's GermanShe is very efficient and can take a punch.
I wouldnt mind some of that 'long-time' lovin' though.
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Okies. Just do a weekend swap maybe and see how we feel after that? I'll chuck in a case of beer too as mine has a few dents.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:48,
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Probably best you keep the beerYou'll need it and Ze German runs on the stuff.
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Starship Troopers PhilosophyIn my misogynist youth I adhered to the Starship Troopers Philosophy of Girlfriend Management.
"You're my girlfriend until I find someone better or you die."
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