Family FeudsPooster tells us that a relative was once sent to the shops to buy an onion, while the rest of the family went on a daytrip while he was gone. Meanwhile, whole sections of our extended kin still haven't got over a wedding brawl fifteen years ago – tell us about families at war.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:24)
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The bitch of a cousinMy cousin Mary was always undermining me at every opportunity. She was also a raging alcoholic so we nicknamed her Mary queen of scotch. I did take it a bit far and lied about a few thing to try and get her thrown in prison but I really had no choice after her deceit and hatred for me.
If that wasn't enough I found out she was attempting an assassination plot against me to take over England. So I had her beheaded. That'll learn her.
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Don't blame youPeople in wigs are shifty and deserve what they get.
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Dervel OTBC, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:11,
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