Family Feuds
Pooster tells us that a relative was once sent to the shops to buy an onion, while the rest of the family went on a daytrip while he was gone. Meanwhile, whole sections of our extended kin still haven't got over a wedding brawl fifteen years ago – tell us about families at war.
( , Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:24)
Pooster tells us that a relative was once sent to the shops to buy an onion, while the rest of the family went on a daytrip while he was gone. Meanwhile, whole sections of our extended kin still haven't got over a wedding brawl fifteen years ago – tell us about families at war.
( , Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:24)
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my gran
Used to scare me witless and so I refused to see her for years.
She was a staunch protestant teetotaller who told the seven year old me that I was going to "burn in the fires of hell", that my mother's maiden language was "evil", and once in a fit of senility mistook me for her long dead husband and tried to have sexy time with me in a darkened corner of the house.
I got her back once though by convincing her a sheep dropping was a chocolate covered raisin.
Small things, eh.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:22, 5 replies)
Used to scare me witless and so I refused to see her for years.
She was a staunch protestant teetotaller who told the seven year old me that I was going to "burn in the fires of hell", that my mother's maiden language was "evil", and once in a fit of senility mistook me for her long dead husband and tried to have sexy time with me in a darkened corner of the house.
I got her back once though by convincing her a sheep dropping was a chocolate covered raisin.
Small things, eh.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:22, 5 replies)
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