Family FeudsPooster tells us that a relative was once sent to the shops to buy an onion, while the rest of the family went on a daytrip while he was gone. Meanwhile, whole sections of our extended kin still haven't got over a wedding brawl fifteen years ago – tell us about families at war.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:24)
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Me uncle Brian (from me mum's side)Got half beaten unconcious by my dad once in my back garden. Who'd have thought that turning up uninvited every day for 2 years with a lab/rotweiler who pissed/shit his way around every inch of our garden while Brian made himself at home drinking and eating our food while ordering my mother about and ruling the telly and randomly turning up pissed while shouting at shadows would've pushed one of my dad's buttons?
He's mellowed out alot now, since finally getting laid the old virgin.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:18,
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Your Dad's a virgin?Crikey
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:48,
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Jesus?
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His Mum was the virginHis Dad put it about like Errol Flynn
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:56,
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