
Pooster tells us that a relative was once sent to the shops to buy an onion, while the rest of the family went on a daytrip while he was gone. Meanwhile, whole sections of our extended kin still haven't got over a wedding brawl fifteen years ago – tell us about families at war.
( , Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:24)
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My family are born again Christians. The tambourine shaking everything in the bible is the undeniable word of god, type of Christians. I, on the other hand, am an atheist. The laughing my ass off at the sceptics annotated bible, bookshelf full of Dawkins, Hitchins, & Sam Harris kind of Atheist . . I don't get in their faces about their ridiculous sky-daddy, iron age myth beliefs but do you think they can leave me the fuck alone? Do they bollocks
Every now and then I have a little dig. Mum was telling some friends about some cartoons of Bible stories for kids "ooh do they do the one when Lot offers his Daughters to the sodomites or how about when God kills all of Job's family to test his faith". She just glared at me. Should have forgiven me really
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:37, 3 replies)

More relevant - like the one where the kids make fun of Job's bald head. Lovely ending, that one. Would look good in a comic.
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:11, closed)

fuck their dad after soddom & Gamoragh (Sp? wtf) is raised to the ground
because he is the only man they are in contact with
god is love ect....
( , Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:37, closed)

Gotta love the christians, as in my post too.. Bible-bashers are hilarious bastards!
Nothing like fairytales for adults, eh?
( , Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:45, closed)
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