Family FeudsPooster tells us that a relative was once sent to the shops to buy an onion, while the rest of the family went on a daytrip while he was gone. Meanwhile, whole sections of our extended kin still haven't got over a wedding brawl fifteen years ago – tell us about families at war.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:24)
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Burying his head in the sand......I was watching some British TV quiz show around 1979 and the question asked was "What creature is reputed to bury its' head in the sand?"
I answered "Ostrich".
My dad answered "Emu".
The TV host stated the correct answer was "Ostrich".
My dad glared at me and threw a hot cup of tea in my direction, it missed and smashed against the wall.
He then didn't speak to me for four years. Not. A. Single. Word.
He never understood why he wasn't invited to my wedding, the thick git..
(, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 7:51, 1 reply)
'Who gives this woman to be married to this man?''Emu! Told you!'
(, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 8:17, closed)
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