Family FeudsPooster tells us that a relative was once sent to the shops to buy an onion, while the rest of the family went on a daytrip while he was gone. Meanwhile, whole sections of our extended kin still haven't got over a wedding brawl fifteen years ago – tell us about families at war.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:24)
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Paging Jerry Springer...Please make sure there's a video camera available. In all seriousness though, don't murder your father's date. She's probably not worth the trouble. At my own wedding, I was sorely tempted to shove a knitting needle into the ear of the bride's mother. As was the bride herself. However, we realized that after forking out for the reception, we wouldn't have money left over for bail. We settled for low-grade sniping; it's worked a charm for eight years.
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