Family FeudsPooster tells us that a relative was once sent to the shops to buy an onion, while the rest of the family went on a daytrip while he was gone. Meanwhile, whole sections of our extended kin still haven't got over a wedding brawl fifteen years ago – tell us about families at war.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:24)
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How loud can they go?I get on fairly well with both my brothers... most days. However they will most nights do something that just gets right on my tits. They start banging their girlfriends. I'm single and I respect them for having a good time (lucky bastards) however it's the screaming and moaning that keeps me awake that's the problem! I have a sleep problem on the best of nights but when bedroom sports are hitting 5 on the Richter scale and there's more screaming going on than a death metal concert (not the same context screaming obviously!).
My older brothers bird is the worst, mainly because his room is right under mine. I don't know whether they have a competition to see who can make their girl orgasm the loudest or what, but what I know is that a 5.1 surround sound system and red tube will always win.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:54, 1 reply)
Ahhh reminds me of a time...When I was banging this student, her room was above a girl she didn't like much, so we did exactly that, tried to be make our girlfriends orgasm louder... or last longer!
Happy days.
Feel sorry for you, but you know you'd do it if it was the other way round!
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JebediahSpringfield, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 22:51,
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