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Back in the 80s when my Dad got made redundant (hello Dad!), he spent all the redundancy money on one of those big motor caravans.

Us kids loved it, apart from when my sister threw up on my sleeping bag, but looking back I'm not so sure my mum did. There was a certain tension every time the big van was even mentioned, let alone driven around France for weeks on end with her still having to cook and do all the washing.

What went wrong, what went right, and how did you survive the shame of having your family with you as a teenager?

(, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:33)
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Ok I was 21, in the south of France with my family and strangely my ex gf's little sister (seeing as she was freinds with my little sister and she was french)

So anyway, just split up with my gf, feeling pretty low. Had a few drinks one evening, said ex gf's younger sister asks to sleep in my room as it was not as hot as her room, I agreed and next thing you know i ended up taking her virginity! She was legal before you ask!

Next day, I feel terrible about the whole thing and end up getting drunk! Pass out on the beach and wake up to find a french lifeguard who wants to take me back to the first aid centre to make sure I am ok. I speak pretty good french but when inebriated not so good. Anyway long story short, I get glass of water think I am fine and start to make my way back to the villa we were staying in. Next thing I know I had my legs kicked away by said lifeguard who had sprinted up behind. My obvious first reaction was to twat him one! Wrong move. Turns oput he was a municiple police officer and I was charged with resisting arrest, swearing at a police officer and assaulting a police officer.

Luckily I only spent the night in a cell and got away with a 500 Euro fine which was imposed by the court (while i wasnt there I will have you know).

On the plus side, I got a letter from the home office saying I didnt have to pay it but if I go back to France I am under their law again and could be arrested.

Well I ahve been back laods since then and not been bothered once! Fucking retards!

Long and dull I am sure, but I feel better now its off my chest!
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:30, Reply)

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