Family HolidaysBack in the 80s when my Dad got made redundant (hello Dad!), he spent all the redundancy money on one of those big motor caravans.
Us kids loved it, apart from when my sister threw up on my sleeping bag, but looking back I'm not so sure my mum did. There was a certain tension every time the big van was even mentioned, let alone driven around France for weeks on end with her still having to cook and do all the washing.
What went wrong, what went right, and how did you survive the shame of having your family with you as a teenager?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:33)
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Evil siblingMy bro is the biggest cnut in teh world,
First memory of a holiday we went to Lanzarote, parents older bro younger bro and little sis, now being a pair of sprogs (about 7-8) me and little bro thought we would go swimming in the pool straight away, in june with NO sun cream, yes it bloody hurt for a while but to make it worse my elder brother picked a fight and gave me first off a black ear ffs!!! then saw the sunburn and i took repeated slaps while wailing like a harpy. The bar steward.
Secondly on a really cheap hol to spain you know the offers in The Sun for a hol for £2 or something stupid, on the coach (yes a coach to spain from nottingham) down i had a huge bag of sweets from my gran for the whole holiday, now me being a bit of a pig decided to munch em all, must of been about 2 kilos of sweets, now personally i enjoyed but my belly didn't, so getting up i stumble to the toilet to discover my older bro is having a crafty wank on it, so i bang on the door and tell him the joyous news of my impending eruption, but all i get is a 'fuck off im busy' i return to my seat and lie down only to churn my guts up all over my mums new coat and a bit of her suitcase, she was not a happy bunny, AND i got all the blame.
Bastard brother i hope he gets his balls cut with a rusty set of shears
Length? Nottingham to Lanzarote and back
(, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 11:06, Reply)
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