Get away from me you big spastic
Repost, but much more fitting here:

Partridge

Steve Coogan was doing a book signing in Bristol and a friend and I went to see him as we were big Partridge fans. So much so that we took along a 'hilarious' picture of my friend sat on the lap of a mock up Alan sitting in an armchair in our living room. We had a cut out and keep Alan Partridge mask as the head and we had recreated his body in 'Guy Fawkes' style, it was quite convincing.

Unfortunatly when my friend handed the photo over to Steve to sign his face went white and all he could say was something along the lines of 'that is very disturbing'. He signed the photo 'you sick, sick people' or words to that effect.

And that was the end of that, until we sat down to watch the episode in the next series of the show, where Alan gets stalked by a mad fan.....who has a entire room dedicated to Alan.....with an armchair in the middle.....with a mock up 'Alan' very much like the one we had produced, in fact exactly like it...

I am still waiting for the royalties...
(barrington, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:24, 5 replies)

Cut and paste is your friend.
Reproduce the story here, and you'll get a click. But a link on the "best of" page - which is where the story deserves to be - would look rubbish.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:26, closed)

cheers
all done!
(barrington, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:29, closed)

clicked!

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:35, closed)

I've been waiting for this most valid repost
This is one of the best tales ever to have been told on B3ta.

If this was me I'd be the proudest, smuggest cunt ever and would bore the world time and time again with my proud smugness.

Surely this should win, this week? The title of the QOTW is related directly to this post.

'You're a mentalist'...

Come on internet - do the right thing...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:39, closed)

I concur
This is the first time I've seen this story. But I like it. I like it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:56, closed)