Is he actually alright in the flesh?
On TV/radio he comes across as having less personality than any other person in the world ever. A cardboard cutout would surely be more engaging.

Can't understand why he's considered a sex symbol!
(username1, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:42, 1 reply)

Well I haven't spoken to him for fifteen years
But he was always amiable and well, nice. Even when he was nicking trays from the college refectory to sledge on, he was still nice

_{he's still a colossal cuntybollocks for gatecrashing my date though}

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He's short though. Much shorter than me

Trufax

<sub>And he has a smaller willy than me

also trufax</sub>

.

*snarls*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:48, closed)

But that's what I mean!
The best thing anyone has to say about him is he's 'nice'. Like his compatriot Daniel O'Donnell.

Remember how much shit you used to get off your English teacher for that word? I'd consider it an insult if all they could think to put on my headstone was 'ooh, he was a nice chap'.

He's just so fucking boring!
(username1, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:51, closed)