Gavin Peacock
When I was young (about 12-ish) and holidaying in the the Marbella/ Puerto Banus area with my family, we had occasion due to some strange connection to be sat down at a lovely spanish restaurant in the mountains behind the coast with Gavin Peacock, who at the time I think played for Chelsea. Anyways, before leaving he went to the toilet and upon his return it was quite obvious to everyone that he had managed to dribble/spray the front of his beige chino shorts with peepee. so there you go - shit footballer, useless at peeing.

i really dont know why i bothered with that.

sorry
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:34, 5 replies)

He's
Not much good on Football Focus either. Maybe that's why he gave up to become a priest - piss doesn't show up so much on a cassock.
(rockdoctor, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:37, closed)

After what Lee Dixon said regarding this on GP's final MOTD2....
I am convinced that the two of them must regularly perform the old "Sol Campbell and Ashley Cole" mobile phone trick.
(TheColonel, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:16, closed)

So he's
piss poor peacock then? Crap goatee beard too.
( abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:16, closed)

well...
Sounds like he's good at dribbling though
Wahey!
/coat
(alpha doesn't have a witty phrase to write here, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 22:36, closed)

Just Wikipediad Gavin Peacock
Somehow managed to make my way to Have I Got News For You, Boris Johnson, the Hillsborough disaster and Saddam Hussein.
( Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 7:23, closed)