Vince Noir
I'm almost ashamed to admit that Noel Fielding used to be in my top 3 blokes I'd go straight for, edging just below the scrummy Gael Garcia Bernal. Living and working in London however has lead me to meet he of the crazy hair and skinny pants on more than one occasion, first slovenly mooching about near Kentish town and then later sunbathing in a ridiculously tight shirt by my house on Ealing Common. That time I fancied him because I thought he was a girl...

In real life (and The London Paper) he always come across as a bit of a knob unfortunately, although I did get a friendly wave out of a sweaty Julian Barrat, his Mighty Boosh co-star after a game of tennis on Hampstead Heath.

These days I've finally come to accept that it wasn't the poseury Mr. Fielding I was after at all, but rather his boosh alter-ego the still quite scrummy Vince Noir. Ah if only reality really could imitate art.
(lowfigirl animating hamburgers, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 17:33, 4 replies)

He shouted at my friend
because she didn't jump all over him when a load of other teeny boppers were doing it. She called him a hermpahrodite cunt and walked off.
(Tiny Blindfolded Horse Kitten sound car horns would end road rage, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 17:41, closed)

I imagine he well deserved it
Plus... any insult with hermaphrodite is always funny :)
(lowfigirl animating hamburgers, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 18:32, closed)

Amen.
I could never stand him anyway - saw the boosh live at wembley last year and rich fulcher stole the show. Noel just minced, like a lady-boy.
(Tiny Blindfolded Horse Kitten sound car horns would end road rage, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 18:39, closed)

i'd do Julian
he actually has manly proportions.
plus, he makes me feel sorry for Howard.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 20:04, closed)