Terry Fuckwitt
My 12 year old son was a huge fan, and persuaded me queue up for hours in Cambridge at a book signing so he could get his autograph. Tried to engage him in conversation once we reached the front of the line, What a miserable cunt and about as interesting as the contents of a table tennis ball on a dark night !
(Betty Boothroyd's Love custard Tourettes at the KOB, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 19:34, 2 replies)

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That stinks. I'm sorry to hear he was a poop on that occasion.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 3:10, closed)

I, on the other hand, had the opposite.
He struck me as a friendly, warm and witty person. P'raps the guy above there caught him on a bad day. Shame That.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 13:00, closed)

Read what you just said, fuckwit.
You queued up for hours to get his signature- he was there signing all the time, with wierdos dressed as Wizards, witches, etc, all asking him to write their idea of funneh on the book, spelt in mysterious ways, and the poor bugger can hardly concentrate now to spell the names, due to his alzheimers. He was at my daughters school a few weeks ago, and was wonderful, signing all that he could, way past his time alloted. Top man.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 16:36, closed)