This isn't me
BUT at the Covenant gig a few weeks ago, Eskil Simonsson was having a ciggie in the smoking area, like you do. I asked him for a photograph (autographs are SO nineties!) and proceeded to stand next to him and waited for my fella.

He practically rugby tackled me out of the way, and got so flustered. He bragged 'I shoved my girlfriend out of the way for you, man'.

Daft fucker forgot to give somebody the camera, so wet were his knickers.

Here it is:

Bless him.

Yes, I know I'm not the prettiest girl in the world! And my teeth aren't yellow; it's the disastrous result of braces elastic and curry.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 0:25, 5 replies)

You're alright
Wouldn't kick you out of bed for farting anyway...
(WhatWhatWhat, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 1:18, closed)

Bah humbug
You look great. I love the twinkle in your eye.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 3:14, closed)

Seriously?
Is everyone here on crack?
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 6:04, closed)

Seriously.
Look at that great expression she's got on her face! Her eyes are glowing with that "ohshitohshitohshit look-who-I'm-standing-next-to!" knowledge. Her hair's pretty, she looks good in a tank top and she's smiling with unrestrained glee. She's thrilled.
She already explained the curry-teeth incident and she's got great tits, besides!
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 4:03, closed)

You patronizing cunt.

( Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:23, closed)