Oi! Bergerac!
Several years ago, I worked in one of those idylls which was often invaded by the production crew of Midsomer Murders. They’d park up their big vans and even bigger egos, stealing all of our parking spaces and forcing us to suffer the indignity of parking tickets. We liked them about as much as chlamydia.

So in one episode, I can clearly be seen in my office window making wanking motions while shouting, “Oi! BERGERAC!”

Still, it was the best shot they got all day, since my coworkers had the habit of getting their bums, tits and wangs out every time the cameras started rolling.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 11:53, 8 replies)

Good work
Sir!
( SpankyHanky, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:07, closed)

I'm a lady.
I think you'll find, Spanky.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:11, closed)

And a very fine example of
everything that is good about womanhood also.

I salute you and all who sail in you.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:18, closed)

piss off back to Jersey!
love it :)
( djtrialprice, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:18, closed)

I like this!
It's also one of my hobbies to shout rude stuff at journalists doing a "Piece to camera" whenever I see them, or heave a bap out, or both... Anything that makes life less dull..
Mind you, I'm sorry about shouting "Sweaty Bollocks!!" at Quentin Wilson...
Can't have been the first time he'd heard that..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:30, closed)

Fucking brilliant.

(loltard Pfft, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 13:12, closed)

Fantastic stuff
Although one has to do such things appropriately. This bloke took it too far:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8003182.stm
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 13:17, closed)

Oh
I dunno... Sense of humour failure I think.
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:24, closed)