My son helped support Sandy Toksvig's Oxford Union election attempt
and was in the group she treated to lunch to thank them.

He told me all about it and I was impressed and went on a bit about how lovely and clever she is.

Sonny went quiet for a minute and then said, 'Did you know Sandy's a Lesbian?'

Bless.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 14:49, 4 replies)

I had to serve her drinks once.
She was very short and in a foul mood.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 15:29, closed)

The female Clive Anderson
Neckless freaks the pair of 'em.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 16:26, closed)

I bet you're glad
they're unlikely to breed.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:10, closed)

What was she drinking?
I take it she didn't tip?
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:10, closed)