I've met Jimmy a couple of times...
..The guy is a complete fruitcake

The first meeting was at the Nawaab Khan restaurant in Oakwood, a few minutes from where Jimmy lives - he stumbled in, smoked a cigar and looked around for anyone who was willing to have a chat.
We were paying our bill at the time, and Jimmy walks up and gives a 'How do?', I respond to the positive, and return the question, he replies with '10 out of 10 lad, 10 out of 10.. but now it is time to don my disguise!'

He proceeds to pull his wooly hat over his head, puts his sunglasses onto his face which is now covered by the hat, exclaims 'ohhh, I can't see lad!' and stumbles out of the restaurant.

Mental.

The second time was at the (now closed) Dynasty Cantonese restaurant in Headingley. My girlfriend and I were waiting for a table, as was Jimmy and having a bit of a banter, and asking my girlfriend to sit on his knee, or that she looked a bit tired and that she can have a nap under his chair (???).

He then gets seen to his table, which is right next to the waiting area, Jimmy then turns round, looks me in the eye and says "Now then, don't you be dipping your hand in my pockets and stealing all my jewels!"

My girlfriend replies with "We wouldn't think of it Jimmy!"

Jimmy shot back with "I know *you* wouldn't because you're lovely, but him (pointing at me), he looks a bit shifty"


Insulted by a geriatric nutter..


EDIT:- I might as well post this as a reply to the main question I guess, since I've spent so much time on it! ha!.
(Lythium deals in lead, my friend., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 15:52, 1 reply)

I was going to say, it's good enough for the question.
Outstanding.
( Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 16:51, closed)