Me and my ex
(the one from last week) used to experiment with risky public sex quite a bit. On one impossibly-crowded central line train on a sweltering summer's day, we ended up jammed in the middle of the carriage pondering a fairly long and unpleasant journey back to Mile End after a shopping trip in the West End.

The person sat directly behind me got up to leave, so I grabbed the seat immediately and pulled my g/f onto my lap.

Within moments, I had a raging hard-on, of which she was obviously aware, as she expertly managed to undo my velcro flies (I was wearing surfing board-shorts) and start prodding my cock into her thong underneath her summer dress, slowly working the stringy bit out of the way.

Sadly, it wasn't to be. I managed to get about half the tip in before the carriage started thinning out at Liverpool Street, and my tube glumly exited her tunnel and was returned to its sweaty lair.

"Mind the Gap"
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:04, 1 reply)

On the Bakerloo Line
going up to Ikea one day (ohh, the joys of being coupled). The Mrs. was feeling randier than a priest in a schoolyard and there we had a carriage to ourselves.

She stood up, pulled up her short summer dress, pulled down her panties and wiggled her fine arse in my face.

I use the Bakerloo line lots for work and knew I had about two minutes before the next stop, more than enough time to get inside her and squirt my sticky load; we'd just have to find something else to do for the other minute-and-a-half.

So, I spring to action, whap out the little man, and slide him up the Mrs' lovely tight and incredibly moist love tunnel.

She's grabbing hold of the railings to steady herself while I grunt and pant like a fucking asthmatic running the marathon.

Suddenly the PA crackles and we hear the driver say:

"To the couple in carriage four - I'd just like you to know that that little round thing in the ceiling near the central doors is the CCTV camera."

And then the PA cuts off dead.

The Mrs. jumped so much she nearly snapped my cock off.
( SpankyHanky, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:13, closed)

Brilliant :)
I knew you'd have a similar tale with which to raise me

in more ways than one
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:16, closed)

We should start a pervert appreciation society
self help group...
( SpankyHanky, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:17, closed)

Self help
helpabuse
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:18, closed)

Welcome to b3ta/qotw
as it's also known.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:29, closed)

I've put 'Public Sex' in the QOTW suggestions list
Can't promise anything, though - it's a toss-up (oh-ho!) between that and "My Hilarious Blu-Tac stories"
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:18, closed)

How about Hillarious public sex stories involving blu-tac?
I'm sure everyones got shitloads of those.
( SpankyHanky, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:28, closed)

A mate of mine once had sex with her boyfriend in a CCTV-controlled office car park.
On a the summer evening. In the open. She weighs 23 stone and he was a policeman, and they were both married to other people.

Every week I watch 'Feck Me, It's CCTV!' but I haven't spotted them yet.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:39, closed)