I’ve taken Celebrity stalking to a murderous new level...

My quest is to create the ultimate superstar shag doll from the body parts of existing celebrities.

I’ve started with the head first, and so far I have managed to obtain one of the beady peepers from the lead singer of Ultravox, who composed the classic ‘Vienna’…

Then, to 'sex things up a bit', I've managed to extract the pointy, ‘bird like’ nose from the saucy latino singer from 80’s pop sensation ‘The Miami Sound Machine’…

It’s a work in progress...but that’s about as far as I’ve got. It’s just ‘Eye M.Ure, Beak Estefan’.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:06, 5 replies)

That....
...that...was...it was just....
.....
........
...*walks away*

*click*
(Tiny Blindfolded Horse Kitten sound car horns would end road rage, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:10, closed)

Nrrrgggggg!
That was...bad...

*loses will to live*
(uk_viper stopped lurking on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:16, closed)

*Tries to beat self to death with keyboard*
...but remembers to click first.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:55, closed)

^THIS^
Lots.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:26, closed)

AAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
but first, a click.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:16, closed)