Note to self
Next time you find yourself sat next to footballing legend John Barnes on the Virgin Pendolino service from London to Liverpool, it is not advisable to sing "World in Motion" under your breath for 2 hours.

Nor is it appreciated when said footballer leaves his seat to then lean over to the chap across the aisle and bellow "Let himself go a bit, hasn't he."

Just saying...
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:41, 5 replies)

Clicks, but you owe me a new glass of coke

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:57, closed)

I think that shows you as being a model of restraint
I have a couple of friends that can recite his iconic rap on demand.

This is the path I would have chosen in your situation, albeit badly, with the lyrics all over the shop and an inane shit-eating grin across my face.
(Uncle Jumbo will strip for pocket change (and/or Gin), Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:24, closed)

Very good
indeed! - He is a bit of a fat fucker now, isn't he?
( SpankyHanky, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:00, closed)

all that free Isotonic Lucozade
innit
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:42, closed)

Someone (it may have been me)
once described the tone of his voice as "like a bunged-up jar of angry wasps echoing along a length of concrete pipe"
( chart cat has an itch, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 5:46, closed)