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This is a question I'm your biggest Fan

Tell us about your heroes. No. Scratch that.

Tell us about the lengths you've gone to in order to show your devotion to your heroes. Just how big a fan are you?

and we've already heard the fan jokes, thankyou

(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:31)
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Carol Decker...
... the once ravishing but now slightly 'weathered' redhead from T'Pau, kissed me at a gig. I waited in line to meet her, waited till last, hoping to get the most time with her.

It worked. We kissed- three times, yes- three! One peck on the cheek, then a little chat, an autograph, and then once again on both cheeks, showbiz style but proper smackers. I was in awe, and tenting ever so slightly.

The cheek that was kissed twice (the right one, fact fans) was neither washed nor shaved for a week, until my other half told me to grow up and reminded me that she stopped be a ravishing redhead sometime in the late 80s - this encounter was, IIRC, 2001.

Didn't stop me thinking thoughts not suitable to mention here.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:53, 6 replies)
double decker
That jumped up slapper was a barmaid in the town where I lived in the 70's, she was a grumpy cow then and probably still is
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:57, closed)
What unsuitable thoughts about the T'Pau singer?
*sings* Her Va-gina on your glans?

*grabs coat*
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:29, closed)
*grabs coat back off you and hangs it back up again*
Very good indeed.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:38, closed)
^ This
And yes
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:58, closed)
I must admit not checking b3ta since posting for shame of such painful punnery.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:44, closed)
i don't know
what sort of thoughts you are having that are unsuitable to mention here - on b3ta where sick is cool - but you must be into some real weird shit
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:48, closed)

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