I was at and all day gig called ear-rational
I was there to watch The Violets and Victorian English Gentlemans Club, but happy to sit through the rest.

The Violets were about to play, so me and my friend Jenny were sat near the stage having a cigarette (inside! Oh how I miss those time) waiting for them to come on.

A blond lady came over and asked if she could nab a fag.
"They're menthol" I said, using the sentence that has saved me tens of pounds over the year.
"That's ok". As my "DAMNIT" wasn't said out loud she continued "so who are you here to see"
"Well...you, and the Victorian English Gentlemans Club" I replied, once more getting bored of saying the band's name about half-way through.

We chatted a little more, then she stubbed out her fag, got on stage and started singing.

Jenny turned to me
"She's in The Violets"
"Yes" pause "I know"
"Did you know that before she started talking to us"
"Yeeeees"
"I thought she was just a random an ou were trying to chat her up"
"Nope. In the band"
"..."
"hang on... did you think 'who are you here to see' 'you' was me trying to chat someone up."
"Yup"
"Fuck you. Fuck you with a shovel" I mentioned, over her giggles
(teebie jeebie, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:01, Reply)