Acting out your fantasiesA friend one told me: "Don't believe a word what people say about threesomes. They're too much like hard work." Have you ever tried acting out your fantasies (sexy or otherwise)? How did it go?
Thanks to D.R and Quinch for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:21)
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I was in the bath, with an erection, busting for a piss. long story short, I accidentally jizzed all over my face and tits
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:17,
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Anyone not wanking to thisis clinically dead.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:32,
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you don't have a face.No face=made up lies on the internet.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 14 Feb 2014, 4:09,
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Then you opened your eyes to find your mum had left a cup of tea by the side of the bath?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 7:52,
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ALL over your tits? I doubt it. Much more likely to be a few splotches here and there. Unless you rubbed it in after.
At least I got to pluralise the word splotch.
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