I've often wanted to fart so terribly, that it set of the co2 alarm.
Managed it the other month, and like most fantasy's come to life, it was fucking terrible. I know people say that your not meant to be offended by your own guffs, but this was fetid.

Still, don't reckon you get a fart like that more than once in a life time. I am both proud and disgusted by my actions.
(yeswehavenopasties, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 21:59, 10 replies)

You thick cunt.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 22:43, closed)

typical response from Dr Haveago
no this definitely happened. It's a well know fact that CO2 alarm are really useful and farts are made almost entirely of CO2.

also I done a fart that was very smelly too
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:50, closed)

alright,
I looked it up, it's a Propane Gas Leak Detector, not a co2 detector, however I'm still fucking chuffed. Even the cats doing their shites in the box RIGHT NEXT TO IT have never made it beep :D
(yeswehavenopasties, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 1:11, closed)

Shut up, you thick cunt.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:00, closed)

thanks :) love you too! x
(yeswehavenopasties, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 2:07, closed)

your stupid

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:27, closed)

you're

(Carpe Cyprinidae, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:38, closed)

sorry couldn't resist
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:38, closed)

no u

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:03, closed)

You thick cunt.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:34, closed)