
Eddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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The only way not to be a poon-drowned PUA was to lock yourself in your room and hope the girls' nails wore down before the scratched their way in.
Wigan girls: quite keen on shagging
( , Thu 5 Jun 2014, 19:29, 2 replies)

Simply be me. Seemed to work for me.
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