FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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Years ago......I knew a bloke who claimed he'd once seen a flying pig, in a quite convincing wig.
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was he south african, by any chance?(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:40,
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Not sure.He was a lovely bloke though.
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well, i never(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:48,
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nah, he emigrated to paris(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:32,
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I don't give a fig.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 16:14,
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I knew this person on a website who nicked song titles from Scousers. nicking from fucking scousers!!!Worse than that twat who steals 2000AD characters names.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:31,
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