FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread
FEAR AND WORRRY NOTO benighted denizens of beleagured B3ta!
FOR
*I*
AM THAT SAVIOUR OF WHICH BAD ADVICE DOTH SPAKEN.
I, Doctor Skagra, sweeties!
For lo, behold, gadzooks, begorrah, xorxes orks, zygantes and ostrich clit beholden, every week I shaltt post wondrous stories of my deerring doo in ALL of my 9 (I think) incarnatoins throughoutt Time and Spaz.
SO REJOICE! REJOICE UPON HIGH AND LOW AND MID!
FOR I AM DOCTOR SKAGRA AND I AM CUM
MMMMMWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
(, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 17:13, 1 reply)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread