* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Upset stomachI don't know how many people have had really bad diarrhoea here, probably most of you, but the worst thing about having dreadful runs is the chronic inability to fart without soiling yourself. i had the yellows for about a week and couldn't fart the whole time, for fear of following through. This wouldn't be so bad if the whole nature of an upset stomach wasn't violent bowel movements. oh the agony.
More on topic, I have farted in people's faces to wake them up, farted in lifts, at a posh dinner with the headmaster at public school (arggh!), in school assembly, which is undoubtedly the worst as everyone knows it's you, and there's no place to hide. I even managed to stink out a barn once.
It's a British institution, the ability to fart well and be suave about it.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:26, Reply)
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