* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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duvet devilBest fart ever!! Filthy rancid stink cloud of a fart in bed with mrs spluff. Silent of course to enable me to envelope the wife in the duvet with no chance of escape. She then promptly ran to the bathroom and threw up. I have never giggled like a little girl until that very moment. Cherished family memories.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:26, Reply)
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