* PFFT *
I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
( , Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
( , Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Not me, thank God,
but a rather 'larger' lady walking in front of me a while ago let off the noisest fart I've ever heard in public. And it was aimed right at me. God, it stank.
I think the worst part is her friend walking with her barely even noticed.
( , Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:31, Reply)
but a rather 'larger' lady walking in front of me a while ago let off the noisest fart I've ever heard in public. And it was aimed right at me. God, it stank.
I think the worst part is her friend walking with her barely even noticed.
( , Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:31, Reply)
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