* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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My brotherMy brother was sat on a coffee table as he lifted his leg and to let rip a loud, wet-sounding fart.
The table leg fell off, and as the table tilted dangerously close to the ground, the dog shot out from underneath and my brother toppled to the floor, leg still in the air.
Moral of this story: check the stability of any surface you are sitting on before farting.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:41, Reply)
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