* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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My dad's colleaguePa Jugular works in the factory where food is made for a company who's advert may or may not contain the following words "it's not just any...."
He arrived home one day to regale us all with the story of a colleague who shouted to the whole room:
"Hey, listen to this"
And then farted, loudly....
....and followed through.....
...whilst wearing thigh high wellies and industrial rubber safety trousers.
You can imagine how difficult, both physically and emotionally, it must have been for him to walk to the toilets and clean himself up
Living proof that pride, does indeed, come before a fall!
Additional: Pa Jugular's impression of the long, sad walk was comic genius
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:57, Reply)
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