* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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The Dreaded Tummy BubblesThe dreaded bubble of air in your tummy that happily does cartwheels and burbles for hours, oblivious to you sitting in quiet lecture hall, face burning and people staring accusingly.
Hypothetically, if I did fart, I could easily get a job powering hot air balloons... Sometimes I'm almost convinced the duvet covers are inflating.
But of course, I'm a girl, so it's not true I tell you!
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vix0r was not Matthew on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:10,
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