* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Flatulence, eh?I'm quite renowned in my circle of friends (who amazingly are still my friends) for the frequency and potency of my arse-burps. In fact, I am known by some as the Devil's Arse.
To give but one example, several years ago I was in the local branch of Abbey National, as it was then. I was standing in the queue, wearing a ski jacket, as it was midwinter, when I let go a really hot, but silent fart. Emission of the foul essence into the air was delayed by the jacket, but when it got out it sought out its prey with a vengeance. Behind me in the queue were three young lads from the local private school.
They each blamed one another, then upon realising that none of them were in fact responsible, blamed it on some "dirty Dundee bastard". Who could not possibly have been me, as I just work here.
I may have given the game away though as I'm sure they must have seen my shoulders shaking with suppressed laughter.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:15,
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