* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Steak TartareRaw meat, whilst lovely in an eggy capery mix, is not wholly within the design parameters of the modern man's digestive system.
It wasn't big, it wasn't loud, but my god if I'd been a dog I'd have slunk out of the room whimpering.
My veggie girlfriend came this -><- close to leaving me.
I'm sure there are other Francophiles out there who know the whiff of which I speak.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:16, Reply)
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