* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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caroline whitfieldhad just eaten what she later described as 'an off muller yoghurt'. this contributed to the beanfeast fart i ripped out in her basement flat, resulting in her puking before she could get to the toilet.
a hungarian at the rowing club did not have enough english to describe what he was being assailed with (note - rowers fart lots due to large carb consumption and contraction of tummy muscles during an outing), leading him to describe the guff as 'shit gas', a moniker that has subsequently stuck with him.
i once had a friend (my best man) fart in my open mouth, when i had passed out on the floor of the club room. i woke up just in time to breathe in and see his ring contract as the plume exited his sphincter. fart does not taste nice.
hmm farting.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:22, Reply)
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