* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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My friend's uncle......no, really...was on a ferry in Hong Kong in a white suit. (It was in the eighties; we're all guilty of fashionistic disasters.) His stomach was a bit uncomfortable and he needed to let off some steam, so he went to the back of the ferry and leaned on the rails. He relaxed to let some gas escape, but sadly, he relaxed rather too much and it all came out. I mean, all. Floods. All down his white suit. He couldn't make it stop.
He had to walk back to his apartment stinking and streaky-brown.
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thealternativefact, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:32,
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