* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Youthful exuberanceWhen I was in primary school I was sat near the front of the class one day and let out a real 'even I don't like the smell' type of chuff. Silent but more deadly than 100 ninjas.
'Oh dear', quoth the headmistress, 'I think someone's gone to the toilet in their pants'. Yup, it was that bad she thought someone had crapped themselves.
I of course covered my tracks by looking in disgust at the boy behind me and pointing at him, holding my nose. It took a good few minutes for this poor innocent to convince the teacher that he hadn't shat himself.
Still proud of that - equally for creating such a noxious stench and for my utter slyness.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:43,
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