* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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fantasy fartIt's a warm one, quite dry, released with the sound of paper being torn - the perfect fart. The gases are dense and the smell so pungent that the cloud is visible to the naked eye.
Its weaves it way, snakelike, creeping like a vine towards its target......creeping, forever creeping.
It hits.
Legless looks confused. A look of bewilderment spreads across his last-post-pinching face. His eyes open in shock and his mouth drops in awe serving as a new gateway for the vile toxins to enter his body. He can smell it. He can taste it. The vile creation, borne from the bowels of spikeypickle and delivered with the force of thousand buffaloes, takes it effect.
Legless drops, gasping in a futile attempt to breath - to cleanse his lungs of the poison which threatens his very existence. There is no escape. The acidic taste and pooey whiff engulfs him.
Never again will Legless steal last post.
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:53,
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